Without giving away too much but the same way I've not tried almost everything. Majority of your favourite foods I'd put money on never having even tried.
You do realize you can't open a reply with "Without giving away too much..." and then launching into something like that. Do you live in a bubble perchance?
Red sauce for me, I'm not a northerner.
And none of that streaky rubbish either. Packet of bacon, two slices of white and a large dollop of red sauce. Heaven.