Welsh Independence

Over by there

I don't believe in accidents, I believe someone does something wrong on purpose but not expecting the consequences when it goes south.

Trollslayer

A sudden sneeze from some allergen/irritant can cause someone to lose control of a vehicle.
Next.

IronGiant

Hmmm.  I flicked a scythe with the first two fingers of my right hand this afternoon while reaching for something without realising the blade was there.  While being mightily impressed at my scythe sharpening skills, I can assure you I didn't do it on purpose.

Over by there

Hoisted. Hands up.
In the main.

Edit scythe guard might be helpful.....

IronGiant

It's a family heirloom that we keep around for sentimental reasons. But being me I refurbished it and sharpened it. I forgot what a good job I did .  Mrs IG has put it in the shed

Trollslayer

Was it nearly as sharp as your wit?

EarthRod

...A cutting remark !!

IronGiant

We've re-dressed the wounds and I got away with it. The only point of course is, accidents do happen....

Trollslayer

The universe relies on randomness to operate so you can't avoid them, just reduce the risks.

IronGiant

I can still type, which may annoy some