Critique my breakfast thread

DrPhil

The rules are simple.

Don't mix your runnies.

Don't mix any of the following:
Red sauce
Brown sauce
Curry sauce
Baked beans
Gravy
Runny egg yolk
Mayo

My wife has an aunt who flaunts these rules with abandon.  I have seen her get chips with gravy from the chippy and then proceed to drizzle both curry sauce and brown sauce over the top.  Resulting in a sickly combination-beige slime on her chips.

I've also seen my dad pour gravy over his fried eggs and then pop the runny yoke.

Makes me wretch.

Wahreo

I agree with that, it sounds horrific!

has2mow

Bubble and squeak and egg set in the fried bread with hat yum
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sniffer66

The beans just put me right off. Get every where and make it taste crap. Beans are American and belong on a Yank breakfast..
And don't get me started on tinned toms, swamping everything in juice. Ewwww

Wahreo

Yes, beans are a bit like religion. They poison everything.

IronGiant

They're a bit Marmite   You either love them or hate them...

aVdub

Just the mention of tin toms is making me reach for the bag and thinking of a trip to the supermarket.

Yum Yum Yum

ruffage

Tin toms makes me reach for the bucket.

hyperfish

Love em with a fry up. Lots of white pepper and buttered bread.

sniffer66

But they just swamp everything in juice.
Now give me a grilled real tomato, from my nans greenhouse, and I'm a happy man