You may recall a certain farmer went to jail for shooting an intruder without legal justification. Just because you suspect someone is trespassing or annoying you (remember innocent until proven guilty) does not justify the use of force.
I am sorry Squiffy, I am not prepared to engage in further direct correspondence on this matter with someone who 'funnies' violence against women (or men for that matter).
Not funny no, of course not, why would you think that? but possibly appropriate (apart from the last: assault is neither funny nor appropriate). I'd funny your post for being ridiculous, but you might mis-interpret it.