Well, here it is everybody. My new least favorite television series ever made.

seansohr

"Summer Camp Island" is my brand spanking new least favorite cartoon of all time, no longer the steaming hot mess that is "Adventure Time". "Adventure Time" actually had coherent and understandable stories some of the time, but this pile of rhinoceros manure does whatever it wants just because it's a cartoon. I could go on all day and night about how much I loathe this horrible, abominable, awful, horrific, terrible, unacceptable, deplorable waste of space. I never ever thought that I would see the day where there would be a cartoon even worse than "Adventure Time", but July 7th was the day where the impossible became a reality. And while I doubt Julia Pott is a bad cartoonist or person, I think she made a horrible mistake by unleashing this monstrosity upon the world. In fact, I would rather have all of my teeth pulled out manually without any anesthetics than to ever experience Pajamas' horrible screaming again, or Susie's mistreatment of the camp, or all of the random trippy acid-like trash on this show that makes not a lick of sense. The episode "Pajama Pajimjams" is now the worst cartoon episode of all time for me, while "Summer Camp Island" now takes the throne for all-time worst cartoon. It's like some kid had a fever dream from consuming too much marijuana and LSD and this was the outcome of that. And while there's at least the Moon in this cartoon, that's only ONE good thing in a sea of absolute asinine, incoherent nonsense. With the exception of "Moon Problems" (which was a still bad episode besides the good song), every single episode is chock full of problems the entire way through. And, I usually would be ticked off at Cartoon Network for doing this, but I'm really dang happy that they aired the entire first batch of episodes over a weekend, because I doubt any person with common sense would want to experience the horrors that is "Summer Camp Island". And that's the sad thing. That's only the first batch of episodes as I just described. This show was greenlit for more episodes at the Comic Con, much to my dismay and horror. My hope is that this "cartoon" never gets a second season. It doesn't deserve that. It doesn't deserve one season. It doesn't deserve to even exist, it's awful, and I would ban it from television in a heartbeat if I could. I apologize if I seem too harsh, but just so you know, I rarely ever get this angry during a review. Everybody has their limits, and "Summer Camp Island" crossed mine many times.

score 1/10

seansohr 2 January 2019

Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw4555296/