Just Shoot Him Already!

chicagopoetry

I suppose as sequels to sequels to straight to video horror movies go this isn't the worst of the lot. The writing, especially the dialog is horrible, and I might add completely racist. This is one of those movies during which you can't help screaming at the screen: "Just shoot him already!" The victims have about a dozen chances to shoot the bad guy but of course they don't do it. Nothing makes any sense, every decision the characters make is completely absurd, and the acting is so bad it nearly reaches the point of funny. But what makes up for it is some pretty gory special effects, including: top of head cut off so that we see brain, plenty of impalings through mouth and out various body parts, arrow through the boob, man wrapped in razor wire being dragged to death by a tow truck, body sliced from head to foot in three pieces, and face completely chopped off. You don't watch a movie called Wrong Turn 3 Left For Dead to see the Oscar winning performances; you watch it to see the gore, and on that level this one certainly does deliver. Too bad the inbred three toed cannibal creature looks like a guy wearing a Halloween mask.

score 5/10

chicagopoetry 25 December 2009

Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw2180437/