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It Sucketh

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29-5-2020 01:38:06 Mobile | Show all posts |Read mode
This movie is bad.  Painfully bad.  Kinda like being struck in the head with a ball-peen hammer.  Repeatedly.  But worse.

Acting - Cardboard.  Plot - written on a napkin during someones lunchbreak. I think the movie was directed by a ouija board or magic 8 ball ('plot unclear, try again later')

I'm allowed up to 1,000 words to insult this movie but it doesn't rate that level of effort.  In short -

THIS IS THE MUST SEE ACTION ADVENTURE OF THE NINETIES!!!  NO HOME SHOULD BE WITHOUT ONE!!! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!!  VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN!!!

score 1/10

Stalwart Mandrake 18 December 2000

Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw0281616/
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