I light Cory in a spoon and shoot it.

theringingguy

Hello, I am going to tell you why Cory in the House is one of - no, THE best anime ever. A spin off of another popular anime, "That's so Raven", we follow Cory Yoshimi-Baxter, master of the phallus, who tries to uncover America's secrets of Atomic Energy,steal Nuclear missile codes, and the truth about Bill Clinton, and the stinky fingers he hid from Hilary. As noble Cory-sun tries to infiltrate the White House, he finds that his assignment from the emperor may be a little more wacky than expected. My most favorite part about Cory in the House, is when he finds the U.S government's top secret mega dildo 3000, which he finds he can't quite fit, then he has to get the super top secret military project, the MEGA LUBE, from Area 51. It's sad they only made 2 seasons, but I think Bush may had something to do with it. Anyways, Cory must find the truth. He must pass trials such as prison night for 20 years, open the f*cking spaghettios because he doesn't have a can opener, defeating Majin Buu, getting poon, and finally, the evil two-headed Kim Kardashian. I recommend you and anyone you know to watch it, just make sure you bring napkins and some lubriderm. You're gonna need it for this much Cory. -theringingguy

score 10/10

theringingguy 11 November 2015

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