Holy Crow, Lisa Ann, Puh-leeeze Shut Up.

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Lisa Ann has an enormously long segment right after teh titles. She's self absorbed and delusional and won't shut up. Be prepared for a mile a minute jab fest that will bore the crude out of you. Oddly she looks very different from shot to shot -- so different it doesn't look like the same person! OMG just shut up.

Next is Venus Lux who is a 25 year old tranny that looks 40. Couldn't they fins an attractive trans?

Georgina Spelvin? She has stayed thin over the years and looks good for an 80 year old. God knows how she's managing with the pittance she was paid in porn.

Jenevieve Zaya. Who?

Darren James the AIDS Infector who thinks he's Jimmy Hendrix. He was in the Navy. Gey, no?

Some alleged doctor shilling for the porn industry who is against condoms.

Ginger Lynn. Remember when she was thin and attractive? She has a Porsche in the driveway so she's eating well. She tells a Milton Berle story that I doubt is true.

Then there are a bunch of really dumb broads no one has ever heard of who are dabbling into porn. They are probably out of the industry by now.

Johnnie Keyes. 78 and stopped pumping. AND smoking. Watch him cry. But wait a minute. Keyes was born in 1940 and says his dad was born in slavery. Uhhh nope. His story sounds memorized.

Danny D. Who? He wants to "push the boundaries." H should try to push his own career since he's invisible. Bet he's a waiter right now.

Brittany Andrews. Now THERE's a laugh. She's yet another very annoying broad.

Herschel Savage. Looks like he had a stroke.

More annoying drunk porn chicks with no brains.

Chasey Layne. Hooker who looks like she's had a wee bit too much crack.

Tabitha Stevens. Bored stripper housewife who is way old now. Used up but at least it appears she's left the drink in her past.

Janine Lindemulder. Sad has been former criminal who doesnt even resemble her former self.

Can't believe this is a second outing for this movie. One would have been too many. And if you are expecting nudity, forget it. One very short long shot on a beach of Tabitha.

score 2/10

arfdawg-1 30 October 2018

Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw4428521/