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Just pointless non-stop grossness. The acting feels weirdly "off", almost like the actors weren't in the same room and are just recording their lines in a sound booth? I normally LOVE Mads Mikkelsen but this is easily the worst thing I've ever seen him in, and I can't even really say his presence lifts it at all. His lines are just flat and bored-sounding. Matt Lucas is usually at least funny, but here it feels like he's actively prevented from using any comic timing so he's just reading out a list of gross sentences with no punchline or payoff.
The action bits are just unimaginative, boring, bloody, gross-outs that go on for ever, and have no entertainment value or choreography.
The story barely exists. It's also a stupidly tedious premise.
0/10, save your time. I left the room at the 1h15 mark and came to see what the rest of the internet thought. I left my gf watching the rest of it - she seemed to be enjoying it, so make of that what you will.
score 1/10
amazoncouk-65368 2 February 2019
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