They actually spent money on this?

ZED-30

I cannot believe that they would actually make a movie this bad.  I'm no movie expert (at least probably not by the standards of some of you that will read this), but this movie was horrible.  It was a two hour version of that Popeye cartoon where Sweet-Pea was crawling around a construction site. And what was Joe Mantegna thinking when he signed on for this movie? Surely business wasn't that slow.  Not that I don't like physical comedy, but this cartoonish type of comedy only worked for three people in movies: Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, and Peter Sellers.

score 1/10

ZED-30 3 September 1999

Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw0334699/