Almost as suspenseful as watching paint dry

gorified

I was bored to tears when I watched this. I don't understand why this was rated MA (on cable). This could have easily been rated PG-13. It was advertised as "still one of the most frightening movies of all time" but, in actuality it was one of the most boring movies of all time. My wife fell asleep after 20 minutes. It seems that nothing even happens until 3/4 of the way through the movie and then it doesn't seem to be very much. The whole movie is more character development and less story. There were only a few seconds that really seemed to cause any sort of interest. If the movie were cut down to a 5 minute flick, then it may have seemed interesting but, as it is, I barely made it through the entire movie (and I can stand some pretty bad movies).

score 1/10

gorified 5 August 2005

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