Why did I waste my time?

LeeLarch

If this movie had the actors or atmosphere of Blue Velvet, it would have been great.  The acting was unbelievable, the atmosphere was like Love Boat and I could've cared less about all of the actors.  Polanski's wife was annoying rather than seductive, and how could you break a leg getting hit by a truck and become a paraplegic falling out of bed?  Even worse, he seems unphased by losing his ability to walk.  Their punk rock phase was laughable.  Shall I go on?  It certainly is no Chinatown!

score 2/10

LeeLarch 27 May 1999

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