Horrible, horrible, horrible

fugue-4

If you had two hours left to live, and could do anything you wanted, watch this movie. Two hours would suddenly feel like a lifetime. Stick figure acting, a connect-the-dots plot of twists and turns, and erotic scenes you cannot quite define as either extreme softcore porn or hardcore ham. Two teenage girls in shorts and tank tops washing a Jeep and hosing each other down in slow motion? Frequent zooms in on Denise Richards's butt? And then the movie features the New Kevin Bacon game - how many steps is he away from sucking in this film? All in all, a horrible waste of good time. Watch a mystery, watch a thriller, watch an adult movie if you must, but don't watch this.

score 1/10

fugue-4 6 June 1999

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