Every possible stereotype, every cliché made its way into this movie

Goldvin

Here is a question. The movie is set in a high school, what are the chances that you will see someone locked in a locker?

There are two girls, one is hot and on is your friend. Of course, I knew which one he will end up with, but I did not not know it will happen that quickly and that trivially.

Do you generally feel an incredible suspense when a movie character is trying to cut a wire in order to prevent some type of a disaster and does not really now which wire to cut? If yes you may actually enjoy this movie.

Maybe school cafeteria scenes, in which the main character chooses to sit at a table with cool guys and not at the table with his friends, break your heart? Then go and watch this movie.

It is just plain flat. You can pretty much predict what happens next. The main character is a teenager whose parents are superheros, but he lacks any superpowers, or I should say, does not know his superpowers. In movies like that, you know right away that he should discover some of those eventually, but usually one should expect some sort of struggle, some twist, or other surprise that would give him those powers. In "Sky High" it is simply banal - he just gets them. Well... I am sorry, to be exact I should say (not without an irony) that he actually does have to fight to get them.

Worst part is there is almost absolutely no humor other that you hear in a typical kid's TV comedy shows. The only thing close to being funny was the girlfriend's father remark about the guy with six arms.

I was surprised to see so many comments praising this rather mediocre picture. I can suggest one simple game you can play when reading the comments of the people who gave this movie 9 or 10. Can you tell which ones are truly sincere and which ones are written by promoters? Which ones do you think are written by professional writers?

I usually give mediocre pictures a mediocre vote, but I gave 1 to this one since it is really the top of mediocrity.

score 1/10

Goldvin 2 August 2005

Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw1141232/

Johnathan_Solis

the show is literally for kids. also, if the only joke u caught was the 6 arms one then you should rewatch the movie. stop trying critique every little thing. it was a good movie for a younger audience.