The "Fresh" Pizzas from Asda Deli counters. Real chunks of chicken breast, bacon, mushroom and mozzarella. Nailed a large one myself once, havn't had a cheat meal in ages so i might just have to get one tomorrow.
I tried one of those new Reggae Reggae sauce ready meals the other day. I won't bother again. Have been into the hot rotisserie chickens recently from Tesco, not exactly junk although I'm sure the chicken had a less than fortunate life. Piri Piri flavour, I could eat the lot.
No,the fact you're Scottish and im a fat slob,makes us prefer the high fat,full of salt proper kind of take aways.None of that healthy living low salt crap for us