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If there is a fate worst than death, it is this movie. Some things I said to myself while watching this " Do they pay Tom Sizemore to mumble his lines ?","Would anyone wear a tank top in the Artic?", "Does this thing have a plot ?", "Why is there a virus in this film, the ice wall wasn't enough?", " Why is Timothee Chalamet in this ?" " This doesn't make any sense " "The guys are cute and have great hair, I guess that's something", "That isn't Chalamet, just someone hired because he looks like him " "This is stupid" "I'm bored" . At one point someone says something like "I don't think I can go on" and eventually I said that too and turned it off. I swear, I felt like I'd been watching it 2 hours and it didn't seem to be coming to an end so I just gave up. The Asylum can produce some stinkers that are LOL funny , but I didn't laugh even once. If I were to guess it's because in their very worst , most boring films they use the actresses to carry the film , as they did in this, and they just can't. This wasn't entertaining, it was a sedative in movie form.
score 1/10
hampersnow-28905 19 April 2021
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19-4-2021 00:05:10