Birth Rite is far from right.

zactac

If you're having stomach problems and you need something to help you vomit or to help release pressure then see this movie. My brother got this movie for 99 cents when he heard a movie store was closing down, and now I see why it was only 99 cents. This is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. So many things were done that just made me sick to even watch this movie, I seriously couldn't eat dinner after watching this movie, not from the gore but from how bad it was.

The movie is an awful story about a girl who finds out she is this all powerful witch and goes crazy with power. It kinda reminded me of Carrie except with horrible acting, some of the worst special effects I've ever seen, and a script and dialogue that was so stupid the only thing that was worth the watch was to make fun of it later. One of the things that happened that was so stupid and did it for me (and I'm serious, this is what happened) was the crazy girl making a toilet suck down another girl. Then the other girl in the bathroom just stood there like an idiot yelling for help not even trying to pull her friend out then when her friends head is going down the toilet she yells "no don't go". I was nauseous, I was laughing from how stupid it was, and I was horrified that a movie could be so bad at the same time. When the crazy girl died at the end trying to save her family I didn't care in fact I was clapping that she was dead because it meant the end of bad acting. It was to me probably the best part of the movie.

Now I can understand that independent filmmakers can't have big budgeted films like other studios do, however it didn't even look like there was any effort put into this film. When a gun would go off there would literally be a flash then when there was kicking and punching you could see as plain as day that the hits weren't real, one girl would be hitting him and you could see she really didn't then if it didn't get bad enough when she would give him an uppercut he would go down instead of up (I know I'm sick just thinking about it). The point is this film is awful like a failed project for a student attending film school in a portable. So unless you want to vomit then I strongly recommend not seeing this movie you will vomit trust me. I give it no stars because there is nothing good about the film to even give it one star. Stars:0/10!!!!

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zactac 8 May 2010

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