How to make a movie on the cheap

=G=

Hire a couple of competent B-listers like Tunney and Thomas,   make them quirky so they'll be interesting - like give them Tourette's and ticks or whatever - then send them on a road trip so there's changing scenery, something which is always kinda-sorta interesting on the cheap, and have them encounter more quirky people and viola! Oh, yeah, guns are good and car crashes and stuff.  Such is the formula behind "Niagra Niagra"; a shallow, unoriginal low budget product with little to offer save a whole lot of quirkiness. Another indie destined to die a slow death in that vast sea of flotsam called broadcast. (C)

score 5/10

=G= 27 October 2003

Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw0427357/