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10 things I hate about you
1. the actress dresses like a wannabe indie school girl with a very limited wardrobe funded by the charity shop 2. the infuriating woman dressed as a 60s prostitute who does nothing to contribute to the film but sits in on every scene exposing her boobs 3. the character who appears initially handsome soon deteriorates, has multiple poorly paid jobs and eats chips in a monstrous fashion 4. the male protagonist cannot seem to decide his origin - have difficulty deciding if he is of Scottish, Indian or French descent due to his appalling acting 5. the background music sounds like its been composed by a Scottish 10 year old boy band 6. Willie is, number one - an awful name, and number 2 - old enough to be her dad 7. Our female protagonist is misleadingly skinny, consuming an abnormal quantity of cake - that of lemon drizzle, coconut and various cupcakes - however never gains weight 8. When romance finally sparks, our prostitute voyeur continues to watch as our hero consumes her face like one of her cakes 9. For some unknown reason our writer likes to sport the fashionable calculator watch 10. A tragic attempt at comedy at the end fails miserably when it appears our hero has keeled over from a tragic case of 3 minute pneumonia
Good features include: the protagonist's hair
score 1/10
rosiemay2009 30 October 2014
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