The Food Beat the Movie

chiltonsjillfreeport

Cons:
-CGI that made people muppetish
-Many snoozy activities
-Hyper little girls
-Aerial shots so green we knew it was nowhere near TX
-Mommy needs a grow-up pill. Or a cocktail!

Pros
-Yoda stepmom
-Baby goats!
-Italian Keanu
-Sassy gal Friday

It's hard to say which was worse here: a movie with little plot to speak of, or one starring such a generic, dull lead. At least I snapped to when she took bratty and immature to another level.

Given a redo-hard pass. Love interest Marco Grazzini is the only highlight. I'd love to try Mateo's restaurant/tamales!

score 2/10

chiltonsjillfreeport 15 December 2020

Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw6367709/