This movie was so bad it gave me gingivitis (spoilers?)

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Not only was this movie poorly made, with zero real acting ability on display, it was also a ripoff. This was nothing more than a cheap, low-effort remake of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, directly copying multiple scenes right down to the "bit" of Dressing Up Like Daddy to get him out of school to continue the shenanigans elsewhere.

Practically every line was delivered with a dull-eyed wooden consistency that made me wonder at first if it was a YouTube prank video, but alas I eventually came to the sinking conclusion that grown people with jobs and responsibilities actually paid valid U.S. currency to witness this cinematic abortion in the theater.

There are two types of crime under U.S. Common Law - those which are Malum Prohibitum (illegal because they violate arbitrary regulations) and Malum In Se (illegal because they are evil in and of themselves). This movie is Malum In Dumbass, because not only is it cheap, unoriginal, poorly crafted, lazy, boring, and annoying, it's also just plain stupid. If you step back and review the entire story in and of itself, you can't help but recall the "hero" delivering the line "Have you ever stopped and looked at your plan and thought WOW, AM I DUMB!?!" Well, maybe the director should have thought of that.

score 1/10

conflictdiamond-real 21 February 2015

Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw3188222/