There's 90 minutes that I'll never get back

Erichnathanbennett

This is why our economy is in the toilet; because people like Griff Hurst, weird first name by the way (the director of this movie in case you didn't know) are making these stupid, pointless, terrible, bad acting movies that are created by these people who you would expect from people with brain tumors.

So basically in mid 20th century or something a group of scientists were experimenting with invisibility, but what happened is the machine sent them back in time. Now, you'd expect the people building this thing to be smart know what they're doing. OK, invisiblity has nothing to do with time travel. How the hell do you build something to make you invisible end up sending you back in time. "Oh there's the problem, the red wire isn't connected to the blue wire. Of course, we forgot to connect them and the invisibility machine turned into a time machine. We should of double checked." OK so anyway, 50 years later they decide to actually go back in time. And again they go to 100 million BC the time where dinosaurs aren't little plastic toys. No they will eat you.

So they come back to current time whenever that is, and somehow there was a T-rex right next to them when they came back and now there's a T-rex in the 21st century.

At that point I stopped watching the movie because well the movie was so bad that my brain will explode in a pink mist. But my guess on how it will end is either the old fashion America style way by having tank or an air force plane and blowing the dinosaur up or the corny way in which the scientists argue that they need to send it back in time to restore natural order.

Now what would make this movie a little better is if all the dinosaurs were brought back and it was a fight for survival and the US army had to take down like 1000 dinosaurs. That would make the film more actiony. But with only one dinosaur it's like killing a person with a gun, just with a much bigger gun which is very easy to get.

I have to say that this movie would look better in a donkey's ass than in my DVD player. So please, for the love of god do not see this movie. But for whatever reason you do, please shoot it after or better yet while you're watching it. I can't stress this enough.

score 1/10

Erichnathanbennett 17 August 2010

Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw2297029/