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What the hell are most of these reviews even talking about???

If reviewing, here's a tip to take; you can NOT write a thoughtful review saying *basically* that your opinions attained from seeing the full feature are tied; you think much of the content was crap and not worth anybody's time/money seeing... then you finish the review with all your positive thoughts regarding what you seen, which is important to mention your lack of any experience with whatsoever (filmmaking).  Ultimately, unintentionally silently arguing with yourself in your own texted review.  I see SO DAMN MANY REVIEWS LIKE THAT ITS MINDMELTING knowing so many humans have a thought process similar as what I've described here in this post.