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Hey Guys, remember all of the hot chicks in high school and college that wouldn't give you a second look? You know, the ones with the perfect hair and bodies who always wanted to be just friends. If they ever did call, you could bet that the upcoming date would involve heavy lifting and a pickup truck. Then they would give you a cute little wave as they strolled away arm in arm with the jerk they called their boyfriend who arrived seconds after the last piece of furniture was put in place. If this all sounds remotely familiar, maybe this show will lift you up out of the pits of depression and humiliation. You can see girls just like them get their just rewards and you don't even have to get out your credit card.
The idea is pretty simple, girls from all over come to Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader tryouts put on skimpy outfits and then try to shake, jiggle, shimmy and gyrate their way onto the team. Along the way, the girls get sent home in shame after weeks of grueling work,(seeing the connection yet?)usually for problems that should have obvious from the initial tryouts to the Pom Pom Miss Kitty of the show Kelli Finglass.
One problem that seems to come up is that these darling little petite girls don't look right in the uniform. After seeing this over and over, we get it. That's why the Rockettes have a minimum height. Is there not a tape measure in the entire Dallas Cowboy franchise? Do DCC workouts reduce female height? Honestly, if this a problem in week 5 it was a problem in week 1.
Other body problems see to come up from time to time but why they don't get spotted earlier is a real mystery. I don't ever recall seeing any of the girls wearing burqas during tryouts.
If the coaches were paying attention from the start, the only reason to send someone home would be for not being able to learn the routines or prematurely posing for Playboy. But alas one beauty usually has her dreams shattered every episode. Several are called into Miss Kitty's office, most are told to practice the routine or somehow reshape their body by the next practice. I sometimes wonder if there isn't an ambulance waiting at the gate to whisk them off to cheerleader career saving emergency plastic surgery.
The last one usually is the one cut. The cut process would only be more degrading if the girl being cut was forced to strip naked from the practice uniform and then have their perfect hair and make up ruined by being doused with water by the other girls. (Well there is always next season, producers are you listening?)
score 5/10
moonrazer-487-184393 21 September 2014
Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw3090005/ |
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29-11-2020 11:45:03