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Like a prehistoric crocodile inside some shaky cam experience that looks as bad as it looks fake, I fell for the name luring bait once more. I saw the name in the tv guide and thought it was 10000 bc. But that added 0 is exactly the rating this one deserves.
It's asylum, the first 2-3 seconds tends to make you realize the mistake.
It's a fun movie to poke at...and boy are there many things to poke at.
Worrying about time travel paradoxes while the clue where the lost expedition is could have already caused the paradox. Hell, one guy is drawing ufo cave drawings for fun...
Bringing a grandpa as the sole person with a clue how to get back while the process of arriving has a random chance of fusing you in a tree or such. He's huffing and puffing from exhauston most fo the movie and would make ideal prey for the very very very fake dino's. Not that the navy seal team bothered to do any research or get a proper prep, cause they are all useless too.
I think the only reason some of them survive is cause the dino's realized letting such bad actors continue with their struggling career would be more cruel than eating them.
There's really nothing in this movie done well. The story sucks. The acting is abysmal, some of the situational response just made me shake my head. The effects are laughable too; the eye shot, the raptors...or when it jumps to bite a helicopter...just LOL. The sound design is all over the place. At one point I reset my sound bar cause I thought it had desynced with the picture...but yeah, it was not the sound bar's fault.
And yet, I watched the whole thing. WIth a beer and a chuckle/groan.
score 1/10
heelveelbierman 1 May 2018
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