LOL oh dear!

bgyoung

Defiantly up there with the worst films I've ever seen.

Basically they send a team of seals back in time 70 millions years, to rescue a group of folks from the fifties that got trapped there. However instead of arming them to the hilt they decide to arm them with a bunch of pea shooters. The team then come across a bunch of dino's that can dodge bullets, become invisible at will and run at what looks like 1000 mph.

Most of the team are eaten, but just when its looks like its all over the dudes from the fifties jump out and whip the bullet dodging, semi invisible 1000 mph dino's with a few sharpened sticks.

They then come back to the present and just so happen to leave the door open for what looks like a REX but is three times the size, to come through. In any event this REX like thing, is also bullet proof, can smash armoured cars with its head and run about 40-50. What would we do in such a situation? Well i'd prob suggest sending a few tanks to greet the chap, knowing fine well one shell would rip a REX in half. However the people in this film had a much better idea, have the REX chase a group of joggers from 1950 around.

score 1/10

bgyoung 8 April 2008

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