Once had two supersize Big Mac meals when I was at college. Couldn't move for hours. Not really a fan of McDonalds. I'd much rather have a Burger King or a KFC.
Again back in college. Once bought a battered beefburger from a chippie. It must have been the cheapest beefburger known to man. Bit into it to reveal that it had shrunk to about 1/4 of it's original size. The battered case had done a great job of holding in all the hot watery fat, which on biting it open ran down my chin, down my neck and down my front. It went straight in the bin, never had one since.
After the disappointing 2-3 loss to Spurs the other week I had a few too many.On the way home Subway caught my eye and I had the steak sub with all the salad trimmings with the obligatory hot sauce.
Suffice to say I was violently ill in a number of ways - some to gruesome in detail for a family friendly forum.
Never again.
Possibly my worse fast food experience was when I had spent all day in the pub on the sauce, and had the belly growling for food. Popped next door to the takeaway and got myself a pizza. Had a pizza from their before and didn't have any problems. However, not this time.
Finished my pizza fine, and I remember seeing another pizza on the table I'm sat at. Had one slice. What followed after was pure hell. I've never been so ill in my life, and I won't go into details.
Was not a pretty sight.
It must be said that in UK fast food terms, Subway is way down the bottom- I'd rather pick through a bin. McDonalds and Burger King produce insipid, unhealthy food but it is Michelin Star compared to a hot, damp, minging Subway Sub.
Thankfully, working in London, I have a sandwich shop two minutes from the office that will to a toasted brie and bacon ciabatta, with rrink for the price of a BK meal. Society as we know it would need to be ending before I went to a Subway.
I had ants in my coke from Wimpy once.
I had Campylobacter food poisoning which I am attributing to a meal at Japanese Canteen.
I love Subway. In fact I am going to get one today!!
It does seem to have a very loyal following but then again so does Cliff Richard.
I had horrible a kebabonce that put me out of action for about 3 days. I was fine until I was driving to work the next day when I had the unstoppable urge to vomit and eject my bowels at the same time. I wont ruin peoples breakfeast so I will just say I tried to find a toilet in time and I failed.
I'd rather stuff my face with a 100 big macs than go through that again.
Was there carrots?