"WE DONT KNOW WHY GODZILLA IS HURTING HUMANS" -QUOTED LINE FROM THE TRAILER, WORD4WORD
There are many MANY things wrong I could point out about the scenes from the film's trailer, but the quote which i made this post's title has got to be the worst line of the entire godzilla /kong franchises yet, maybe the worst scene too in fact. It is mindblowing that a script was greenlit by such a big company and given such a large budget, and release such a crap trailer and are still shocked to hear my kind of reviews (which is the average population's opinion on it so far by the way, not just me).Buuuut let's take it down a notch and pretend that scene was not in the trailer.... what else would I rant about here before it is even in theaters? Well... my next concern is ironically the sizes of the creatures in the trailer; Kong is undeniably suppose to be shorter than Godzilla, think about it. In their older films from which this piece of crap came from, kong climbs the Empire State Building, but godzilla walks thru it, so that would mean SURPRISE kong is shorter (or he is supposed to be anyway). In this movie they are ONCE AGAIN (DESPITE THE PREVIOUS GODZILLA MOVIES RANTING ABOUT IT ALSO) making Godzilla far FAR shorter than the villain he faces; in fact, one could say this movie has them both the same heights... what the actual-
Now let's look at the ocean scene; we see a few issues... 1st, I have to ask... why's godzilla swimming like a shark in shallow water when it's the middle of an ocean we are looking at? Why is he in open ocean water swimming like he's afraid of the sea...? 2nd, Kong is sedated and chained on an cargo ship (or is it an oil rig...), also in open ocean water.... (what?! How the hell did they manage getting there with that massive ape whom is the same height and probably weight too as godzilla)... So kongs on a ship, asleep and chained while godzilla is in open ocean water (what ocean is this...) and whaddya know, he happens to swim to the cargo ship carrying the supposedly sedated and chained Kong a moment ago as we seen (by the way why cant kong break those chains any time...?) Then we see one of a few clips with kong and godzilla having a fist fight but this clip has them BOTH STANDING ONBOARD THE SHIP, STILL IN THE OCEAN WATER FAR FROM LAND BUT THE 2 SKYSCRAPER-SIZED CREATURES FIGHTING ON THE FLOATING CARGO SHIP DOESN'T CAUSE THE SHIP TO SINK EVEN A LITTLE BIT... OR AT ALL!!! Sit back and let that concept SINK in for a moment. So... damn.... much.... is wrong with the ocean scenes it's as laughable as the quote in this title.
Then we also see a dragon (?) being swung around like a doll by Kong, which funny enough seems to be one scene other reviewers avoided for the 'whys Godzilla hurting humans line' almost entirely. Why is there a dragon at all? Any answer, still a stupid clip, which I hope they will edit out of the final release, along with probably 95% of the rest of what they advertised thus far - I sincerely hope the garbage they announced to us already won't make it to theaters. Otherwise it will either be AS BAD or WORSE than WW84 (my God...that movie...........)33390 frist thing you said is was dragon right is actually warbat and 2and you said godzilla destory the humans right is not that godzilla is mechagodzilla it was frame by godzilla cuz the bad humans make mechagodzilla and turned him into fake godzilla if i was worng check on youtube type IS GODZILLA WAS FAKE say this okay so you understand do not question movie physics. Also Kong was a kid or baby when he climed that skyscraper
About that cargo ship or water thing. Again, movie physics 1st off, supposing you are correct about kongs age back for that event (which is now a classic and was rebooted with Skull Island so it cannot be the case anymore. in other words, nice try but still...) BUT even if the reboot didn't happen and u are correct still; Kong still ages and grows like every other living thing that has existed on our big blue ball of water n dirt.... so even IF ur correct and also the franchises were uninterrupted by Legendary Ent and Warner Bros.IT WOULDNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT KONG WOULD HAVE STILL GROWN AT LEAST A TINY BIT TALLER IN THESE DECADES (NOTICEABLE FOR SURE EVEN IF U DISREGARD A FILM UNIVERSE (idk why the hell anyone would disregard physics as you recommend I do.... for some reason[?]...
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2nd, comprehending any universe's systems/functions is vital for both fiction and non. That should be somewhat obvious too but in case not; let's pretend u & I are talking about physics in reality because you are writing a screenplay yourself based on historical events (that only happened in this universe but nobody knows that obviously); you are filming an epic action scene, but no surprise, action scenes will rely entirely on how physics work both in reality for u and also how physics work in the film's verse. Why?Let's imagine the scene is a gunfight from the other film I'm doing another review/comparison on: SNOWPIERCER (science fiction (a movie + ongoing tv series I DO recommend by the way). One of that films scenes has an epic gun dual on a fictional super train (my term) which is making a MASSIVE tight turn while going at least 300-400mph easy, and both men are on opposite ends of the turn/train's cars, one firinga military looking M4a1 Rifle (semi and automatic fire modes, only has 2-3 (MAYBE 4?) magazines total which contains 30 bullets each mag (those are gun facts btw... I'm pretty sure). His target is at the front end side and he is at the tail end side, and once guy#2 takes incoming fire pelting the double-plated windows (aka bullet-proof) from guy#1, guy#2 turns to face the direction of gunshots for a brief moment then rushes to take cover against the walls of that train car, and readies his own gun (I'm far less knowledgeable about this one but I'll call it a Scorpion SMG (aka Sub-Machine Guns; also semi & automatic but takes a smaller caliber round (bullet) and I'm sure has a smaller magazine capacity too (also the # of bullets guy#2 has is one of my review rant issues for that film ftr; he has as many as the plot requires he needs it seems (another concept others like u have suggested I not take so seriously for w/e illogical reasons) ANYWAYS........ so they're both taking turns basically, one guy unloads a mag of bullets (1st being guy#1 with a rifle + 3 clips of 30 and switched to fully automatic (so it spits a bullet out immediately as the trigger is squeezed and continues nonstop until one of two things happens: either he fires all 30 rounds in about 3-4 or so seconds OR he releases his trigger squeeze so the gun stops as well. either way, when guy#1 stops to reload, guy#2 takes advantage; his stance goes from having his back up against the wall so his ass is facing his enemy and he has his SMG loaded/cocked (means a mag is ready to fire) and his right elbow is bent, forcing the basic/common stance, the gun barrel pointing up at the ceiling but inches from your face with safety toggled ON until he is ready to aim.The vomit of gunshots from the M4a1 suddenly stops - his mag is dry (empty) so guy#2 must reload but has no wall for cover like #1 does (and #2 has a kind of bounty hunter style about him so he just stands there, reloading clips) guy#1 takes a quick deep/partial breath, then pushes himself away from the wall and so that he is now looking out the window with his right arm extended straight to aim the SMG (his left arm could be aiding his aim... but he isnt thinking that now; he's calculating how he is going to hit his moving target which is about a mile distance and with a smaller bullet than what is coming at him.
SO I've just established ALOT but all of what I said I felt was necessary info for the audience to comprehend what is about to come, otherwise, bad reviews expected!
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The entire situation has several things wrong with it.This is fine for the casual moviegoer like yourself (no offense, as I'm also included in that description lol) however the same situation would NEVER NEVVVVER work if it were real life - and why? why is one accepted just fine but the other verse flat out rejects it?(this is getting lengthy so imma skip ahead now, msg me if u want to hear more of it tho).In short, shooting at something as far as that would mean you would have to actually plan ahead and do what is called 'LEADING THE TARGET' which has you aim the gun AHEAD of your target so that the bullet will meet the target ONCE it has traveled the vastness between both targets (as I said, they were about a mile or more apart so the shots have to first pass that mile[+] before getting to the other side of the train where his target is) understand? it's pretty basic logic I think... but THAT RIGHT THERE is why movie physics are NOT something to be ignored like you suggested. Guy#1 only has so many bullets, yet he is firing each mag like he pisses lead for the gun until he's out of bullets FOREVER (as this films plot says) Forcing himself to continue forward thru each train section (I wanna recommend again that film if u havent seen it, it has problems sure but its issues doesn't detract from the scenes being epic as fk. SNOWPIERCER (movie > tv I think).
lol so ya that is my reply to why I WILL NEVER disregard physics of any verse.Physics MATTER, like Oxygen or Water to humans'; they matter even if they may not be obvious to the untrained eye.It's all concepts not to be taken lightly during something like living ur life or watching a fictional film.
understand? holy crap that was ALOT, I'm sry for the length...... kinda. xD Rozanah_Binte_Mohamad_Yasin replied at 08:52,Feb 07,2021
frist thing you said is was dragon right is act...pid=1270403wait, no way that was definitely a dragon bruh. lol as if anyone knows wtf warbat is. and u can't tell me it doesn't look like a crappy one at that. 2nd... idk what you said tbh Rozanah_Binte_Mohamad_Yasin replied at 21:32,Feb 19,2021
frist thing you said is was dragon right is act...pid=1270403I read your reply again and actually, your defense made me think even less of what the trailers both set up for the fanbase.If that is true and its mechagodzilla, being "framed by the real godzilla", it'll be significantly worse than I thought; the plot already didn't make any sense and that was with the real Godzilla, or at least that's what I assumed from what was shown.The only actual good your defense did for the movie is making ONE clip - the trailer-spoiler clip including the female character's line "its Godzilla" before zilla was even revealed xD - at least that's what I think.
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