Not worth the time

oracle04-1

I just saw it and regretted every minute of it.

Part of the opening titles is "Jacks is English but spent a big portion of her life in the U.S.A., which explains her accent" which means "we had to make up some sort of excuse for miss Murphy's God-awful English accent.".

I've never been her fan but I decided to give her a chance. That girl can't act and she proved it once again. I guess this explains the need for all the almost nude scenes. The rest of the cast were not that bad but they were not that special, either.

This is not a funny movie, nor is it an original one. Talula's poem was far from funny, so were the slaughtered pigs that were just hanging there to rot. (!?) And the "I'm in love with you and I'm not gay" idea has been done too many times in the past.

All in all, I'm glad I saw it when I had nothing better to do. I would have been even more glad if somebody had warned me about it but you can't have it all, can you?

score 2/10

oracle04-1 21 June 2008

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