PAUL BLART DOES IT AGAIN!!

euanrodgers

I was lying awake one night and a ghostly figure appeared before me. It was Paul Blart (from the eponymous masterpieces).
I could scarcely believe it, my eyes filled with tears and my cheeks began to blush as this was my truest fantasy.

He leaned over me, and picked me up. Rocking me back and forth in his big strong arms. I have never felt so warm and once again I began to cry tears of pure joy.

He began to whisper in my ear, I waited with baited breath to here what my hero would say.

'Bread Barbershop is my magnum opus'

I gasped, and like that he vanished. After I picked myself off the floor I immediately booted up Amazon Prime and there it was. The masterpiece.

10/10

Thank you Mall man

score 10/10

euanrodgers 2 March 2021

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