Pathetic!!!

Bucs1960

I cannot believe how bad this movie is!!  I should have expected it coming from Jess Franco, the schlockmaster of Eurotrash but I wasn't even prepared for the intense pain that this film caused.  What in the hell was Christopher Lee thinking?  Granted, he has been in some bombs but this has got to be the very bottom of the barrel.  Richard Greene had pretty much become a has-been when this film was made but,unless he was desperate for money, he should have known better.  I often wonder how actors can hold their heads up after appearing in films of this caliber....it must be absolutely humiliating.

The faults of "Castle" are just too numerous to mention but a few of them go something like this:  they were obviously having power failures during filming since the shots are either totally dark or green; the actors can't act (even Lee is bad here) and the badly written dialogue often doesn't match the "action"; the fight scenes involving overweight, over age Greene are embarrasing to watch: the premise of the story (freezing the oceans or whatever they were attempting to do)is feeble;  and then there is the "doorway to eternity" which leads to the front porch! Huh?

So......if you are looking for a movie so bad that it is good, this is not the one.  Watch "Plan 9 From Outer Space" for those kinds of laughs. "Castle" is harmful to small children and animanls and should be avoided at all costs.....even if you are a Chrisopher Lee fan.

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Bucs1960 24 November 2003

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