This formula is old and mouldy.

chris-397

We who rule the pit of Sidcup are not amused.  They should have learned, but no.  I tried to warn them.  I even sent twenty armed henchmen to chop their arms and legs off, but no. Jason James Richter, besides having a stupid name, is too old for this thing!  Send him to the graveyard with Macaulay Culkin.   If they bring out a fourth, I will personally rain fire and brimstone on all those responsible.  At least they ditched Francis Capra. Perhaps they should try 'FREE BIDDY', where there's an old woman swimming about, and they chuck fish at her, or feed the latest annoying little kid to her.  It would sell a lot more! So now I must take my ship to sea, and personally slaughter as many whales as possible.  Why don't you come and get me, suckers?

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chris-397 7 February 1999

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