If you are having suppositories do they draw an arrow on both bum cheeks, pointing towards the 'Center!" with a note. INSERT HERE
To make sure they don't try poking them into any other orifice!
Nah, they draw a W on each cheek.
I still have the arrowon my left leg pointing up to the knee complete with the surgeon'sinitial a full week after the procedure.A tributeto the effectiveness of the leg bag.
The reason why the surgeons draw the picture and don't rely upon verbal instructions can be summarised by the shocked doctor saying .. "nurse Iasked you to remove his spectacles"