Half way through eating a bag of chips and scraps I found a deep fried bluebottle.
Rogan Josh Lamb.
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"How was your meal?"
"That was the nicest Lamb Rogan Josh I've had in a long time"
"We don't have Rogan Josh Lamb on the Menu, Sir"
"You do now"
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We were having dinner last October in a harbourside restaurant in Cabopina when a woodlouse crawled out of my wife's salad
A couple of years ago, we took some friends out to a nice restaurant in Glasgow (honestly, that's not an oxymoron) to celebrate their engagement. I ordered some kind of fancy pizza that came covered with loads of rocket. While I was waiting for everyone else's meal to be served, I nibbled at a few bits of the rocket, not really paying attention to what was on my plate. When the others' food arrived, I looked down, ready to tuck in...
...and saw a slug crawling across my plate through the forest of rocket leaves. It's times like this I really wish there was a vomit smiley.
Part of a toenail in a bottle of posh Pink Grapefruit juice from Sainsbury's. Euuurghh...
Frogs Legs?
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some of those things are truely disgusting...in fact all of them are!
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im sure all of the places that we posh citizens goto have some standards or another, do you reckon most horrors if not all are purposefuly put there by some sneaky bugger?
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a live snail in a Pret a Mange Salad, they sent £75 of vouchers though as way of an apology which was more than enough as they were very apologetic when i took it back and gave me a free meal and more as a replacement.
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along time ago a guy at strood macdonalds got 2 years for applying his own special custard to the burgers
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