milamber13 Publish time 5-4-2021 06:05:09

Redefines the meaning of bad

Bad acting, bad dialog, bad editing... just bad everything. The movie is so bad that it aspires to be made fun of, and falls short of even that. I rated it 1/10 because I couldn't give it a zero. I rented this expecting a schlock "B" movie and it doesn't even reach that high.

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The movie starts with a Satanic rite that's suppose to bless a young 6 yr old girl. A couple locals bust in and kill everyone except the girl and one other. Fast forward to her 18th birthday where the other that got away finds her and tells her she's a witch. A few more people die (and by this point you really don't care) and we come to the 'big showdown'. If you're still awake they throw in a plot twist at the end to do an 'all is OK again' ending. Frankly you're just glad that the movie is over.

The dialog is bland and uninspired, acting is mediocre at best, characters are all two dimensional, editing is jumpy and uneven, fight scenes are hokey, and the flesh scenes (there are a couple sex bits) add nothing to redeem this even a little. There is a reason that this is a 2003 movie and it's on video already in April.

score 1/10

milamber13 23 April 2003

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