Agent_Iris Publish time 9-3-2021 00:06:12

James Nguyen goes meta

The original Pandemic movie was the worst that I have ever seen. After watching its sequel, a new champion has been crowned.

The most infuriating thing about this movie is that James Nguyen seems to think what he has created is a kitschy homage to Hollywood filmmaking: walking over the Hollywood star of Tippi Hedren, having a character working on a screenplay for a movie he is in (a cameo from Nguyen himself, the officially certified most talentless hack and biggest idiot in the known universe) and bold faced rip offs of music motifs from the Birds (of course), The Bourne Identity and Inception.

There is not a single redeeming quality about this movie. Once again, absolutely nothing is done competently. The "acting" has actually gotten worse since the original film. The best performances come from the topless porn actresses, in a completely gratuitous and unrelated scene that I think was inserted in an effort to get viewers from turning off the movie before they become violently ill.

The fact that this "auteur" was not able to raise enough capital to fund the third installment of this series says it all.

James Nguyen: Have you no sense of decency? Have you no self respect? Have you no compassion for your fellow man? You're very existence makes the world a worse place

James Nguyen, please contact Elon musk and leave this earth with the rest of the cast and crew of this abomination on one of his spaceships and fly directly into the sun.

score 1/10

Agent_Iris 10 November 2020

Reprint: https://www.imdb.com/review/rw6253936/34818
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